Everything you've just stumbled upon may just drive you crazy.
-Rachael, Legal in Australia
I’m just waiting for a Supernatural episode where God shows up like
I just pictured Chuck doing this and his first line back is, “I JUST WENT OUT FOR TOILET PAPER!”
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety
like they just
without worrying about them first
Anxiety is an excuse
I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life
The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.
think about that
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.Canada’s time to shine has come
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
"you can’t just eat pizza for every meal"
"you have to PAY for school now"
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look